Who Let a Bears Fan in Here?

While we work we must have something covering our hair. I have opted for my Chicago Bears hat because it allows me to show my pride in the navy blue and burnt orange while meeting sanitation standards. Some guy came into the pastry room and exclaimed, "Who let a Bears fan in here?" I had some retort that was so witty I cannot even recall it. Basically, the guy ends up being a Buffalo Bills fan. BUFFALO BILLS. This man clearly is not a football fan, let alone a Bills fan. If you are a Bills fan you do not care about the Bears. Perhaps you are jealous that we have the greatest player currently in the NFL -- Devin Hester. Perhaps you are just jealous of our awesome D. Whatever the case may be, sir, you are no Bills fan. The Bills aren't even in the same conference. We have no rivalry. All you have proven is that you can successfully identify the Chicago Bears "C". Leave me alone.