Saturday, November 17, 2007

Also....

The girl refuses to believe I am 5 foot 2 inches tall. Usually, if you discover someone is a height you didn't expect you would say, "No way! Really?" And when the other person says "yup", you would then let it go and move on. Not this girl. A handful of times throughout the night I ended up having to insist that I wasn't wrong about my height. I shouldn't have to defend myself. I am 5' 2", accept it. At the end of the night, while once again refusing to accept my height, she mentions that someone else in the kitchen claims to be 5' 2" and she doesn't believe them. You know what? Perhaps if two people say they are 5' 2" and you don't believe them, perhaps they are 5' fucking 2" and you have a perception problem.

3 comments:

jenny bento said...

does she think you are taller or shorter?

Pastry Monkey said...

She thinks I am shorter. I could have clarified that part a little better.

Your server said...

You should bake her into a meat pie like in Sweeney Todd.